What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:27

You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Thunder-Pacers: Jalen Williams scores 40 as OKC wins Game 5 of NBA finals - Al Jazeera
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?
Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
Our planet’s oxygen levels will drop, and there’s no way to stop it - Boy Genius Report
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
Research roundup: Ping-pong bots, the genetic key for ginger cats, and more - Ars Technica
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
China Rare-Earth Magnet Maker Gets Green Light for US Exports - Bloomberg
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
-J W Pepper
Popular rock band thrown off concert lineup after icon’s wife fights with band manager - NJ.com
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”